The following posts contain some possibly offensive words, comments, and gestures. If you are easily offended, please do not read this post. It’s one that should have been done a long time ago, but now is the time to get all of this out. You were forewarned. Don’t click the link. Thank you for your attention.
You said it was real this time but your true colors showed when I wasn’t about the money.
You said you didn’t want sex but that’s all you ever wanted me for – to give you an orgasm and put you to bed. Funny, that’s how we started and that’s how it ended.
You said you had him under control but you really didn’t. It’s a shame. I really liked you and your little one. You were more special than you believe you were.
You wanted me to protect you. It’s a shame that I should have been protecting myself because you are crazy as hell. But you got book smarts, believe that.
You were one of my two true loves I’ve ever had. If I’m honest with myself I still love you today. But we never could get the timing down, or be in the right place for each other. You know I wish you the best and I’ll still be here for you. ALWAYS.
My other true love, we definitely had some fun. I’m glad we ended it the way we did. When it was bad, it was bad, but it seems like ancient history now.
You were the first real one. It’s funny how you turned into a good friend. I should have listened to you. I really should have. I’m so glad you’re happy now, saw you on Facebook the other day.
I had everything when me and you were together, but was too dumb to realize it. You blame yourself, I blame myself. I know you have moved on and so have I, but you’re a special catch. Don’t sell yourself short.
You were just a tease and I used you one time. Think about why you’re unhappy. Because it’s all about you. Once you get past that you may find someone that cares.
We went on one date. I met your son. We had a great time. Then you met the other dude. Can’t say I’m mad, but I wish we had more time. And damn you had a phat ass…..lol.
All those years through school people thought we dated. Wasn’t even close, lol. When you used to hit me it hurt. But the only chick that could play spades with us and hold it down deserves to be mentioned.
Don’t take this the wrong way….the way you squirted made me crazy, I had never seen that before up close until you did it, lol. But it’s good that I met you when I did, because I had a lot of tolerance. Calling me at 3 am crying and begging for us to get back together now would probably have made me file a harrassment charge.
You dated me to fulfill a religious request. I’m just going to let that sit as it is.
You asked to see my divorce decree on our first date. I am SO GLAD that it was the only date. Hope that cruise with you and the “fake boyfriend” you had was fun.
I gave you a card, candy, and flowers for your birthday. You wanted the orange roses and the airport trip to watch the planes come in. Man….to be honest fuck you and your teasing ass. I’m sorry.
I broke up with you on Valentines Day. You kicked me in the balls with boots on. We’re more than even. Lol
You were such a good girl, a great cook, and a beautiful soul. That’s why I had to let you go. You deserved someone better than me at the time. I’m glad you found him.
It’s too late to apologize. It’s tooo lattte…..That song will always remind me of you, lol. And yes, you better believe I’m still important. Lol
So if you guys haven’t figured it out yet, this one is about every ex that I’ve ever met. This is what I’m calling, “The One About You”. So if you read the blog (and several of you do because you mentioned it to me in the past), then you should be able to figure out which one is you. If you can’t figure it out, then refer to the below posting. I want to thank all of you and appreciate you being in my life at some point, and for making me into the man that I am now. See below if you are not mentioned. Thanks.
For the rest of you who did not make my list of memorable loves, I only have this to say. It’s probably because you were bored and wanted some dude to take you out and spend some money to make your otherwise dull dating life feel exciting for a change. Well, I was the dumbass that did it, I wasted money on your ass thinking that you would be special and you weren’t. In fact you were so insignificant that I can’t even remember who the hell you are, so why the fuck are you still here? I don’t care and I never did. I used to be the dumbass, and now you are.